Guys, look at how disappointed Jayne is. His OTP was *so close* to becoming canon.
While Wash is just like #I am 5000% done with this ship
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These days Christmas is just a reminder of how my family barely know me at all.
I’ve been home for two days and I’ve already resulted in sitting in my room eating grated mozzarella cheese from a bag for dinner because my family are atrocious.
Can I go back to uni now please?
I’ve run out of Wotsits.
This makes me want a drink which means my cranberry and raspberry juice which is in the fridge which is where the people are which is why I can’t go in theeeeeeeeeere and I can’t text Jon asking him to get it for me because he’ll get “You’re under the thumb!” comments from the girls which will piss him off which will mean I’ll have to deal with sulky Jon AAAAAAAAAAH OVER THINKING FRIDGE ISSUES!